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  • Marvel:NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
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  • Marvel:FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
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  • DC:Wait-
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officialkrudd:

if a friend is sad just grin at them and yell “hAVE YOU HAD YOUR INNER HEALTH PLUS TODAY?”

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theevermysteriousowl:

LOSING MY SHIT

im gunNA VOMIT

OH MY GOD

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dicklover3000:

*on a date*

so haha tell me more about your dog

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laughfever:

Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE

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nnilkshake:

why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters

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